Kramer Wetzel

horoscopes, &c.

 

 

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orn and raised in a little town in East Texas, attending schools in Texas and New Mexico, with college and university degrees earned in Arizona, Kramer Wetzel considers himself a typical Sagittarius. He is an ordained minister, Honorary Doctorate, Certified Psychic, and holds horary cross-training in Tarot, Runes, and Tea Leaf Reading.

With an eye for the absurd, an ear for Texas dialect, both honed in a trailer park in South Austin — before trailer parks in South Austin were cool — his primary love is the written word, with the Western-styled horoscope his most popular format.

First published in 1987, online since 1993, these horoscopes are popular, as well as one of the longest, continuously running of its kind.

From global travel to a love of Shakespeare’s canon, to bass fishing around Austin, and bay fishing along the Texas Gulf Coast, Bubba said it best, “Kramer is a Zen Koan wrapped in a Hawaiian Shirt and sandals.” Sometimes Kramer thinks he was Shakespeare in a past life.

E-mail is the best way to reach me. Anything else, message on any other platform, or text, or whatever? Might take six to eight weeks to get an answer. Yeah, just e-mail me like an anachronistic archaic adult.